What do you do with a neighbor's dog that keeps coming into your yard to do his business?
Poopsy
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Robin C. says: Put up a headstone that reads "Here rests the last dog that shit in my yard."
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Robin A. says: I suggest Paintballing. Make it fun. Dress in camo, hide low on the porch and wait for the little bastard to come around... then open fire.
Not only will you be rid of the poorly mannered pup, he'll have a colorful new coat to warn off others and I'm pretty sure his owners will get the message.
Use the colors of your favorite team so they know it's from you.
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