July 14, 2011

How to "WOW"

"So there is this woman I know who loves to drive me crazy but recently we stopped talking. I just started talking to her again but I want to "wow" her. How would you do that?"


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Robin C. said: Do you want to wow her in a good way or a bad way?


A good way would be to give her a link to this blog. She'll see right where your heart is (and give us more readers - win, win).


Or anything chocolate. Chocolate is a wow, always.


A bad way would be to 'finger flick' her right between the eyes. Try it out on someone sometime. You flick them and they always seem to say "wow". It's an unexplained phenomenon!


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Robin A. says: What Robin C. said. DO IT.

Then send the chocolates. Preferably with a HAND WRITTEN card or poem.

 
and shoes.

 
diamonds are nice too.

 
If the WOW you're intending is just for sex... fruity flavored condoms, Kama Sutra oils and Led Zeppelin's Physical Graffiti. Trust me.

 
It's the little things. 

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