August 1, 2011

Octomonster

I'm watching Octomom on Dr. Drew right now and wondered what you think!

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Robin C says: Well, it seems to me that the woman has spent a lot of time doing the media rounds admitting she screwed up and that she's sorry. I think it's time to give her a break. 14 kids? Hasn't gotten laid in 12 years? Punishment enough.

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Robin A. says: My thoughts? Honestly?

Better her than me.

July 31, 2011

Rainbow Brite

Dear Robins,

Where do rainbows come from?
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Robin A. says: A rainbow is the result of the Sun's rays reflecting off water droplets/moisture in the air. A double rainbow? Double reflection.

My mom always said it was God keeping his promise not to end the world by water again.

Either way who cares. Enjoy the beauty and don't over think it.

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Robin C says: Leprechauns.


Here's to Your Health

Do you have a good recipe for a healthy snack you might want to share? I need to cut back on junk and love to munch so the easier to make the better.

Hungry Hippo
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Robin A. says: Kale chips. Best thing ever: http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/8070983/best_ever_kale_chips.html?cat=22


I have a gajillion healthy snack ideas but I can't give away all my secrets (you'll have to wait for the cook book!) How about peanut butter and celery?


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Robin C says: I eat ice. No calories, easy recipe and refreshing on a hot day.

July 27, 2011

Of the Flesh

Hey Robins,

I have been morally opposed to eating meat for going on 5 years now. But recently, I met a romantic interest who I am really into. The only thing is he is an outdoorsman and big time carnivore. And the more I like him, the more I think that my vegetarianism is just a joke. I am wondering if I can put my morals aside to see where this leads or am I just overdoing this whole animal flesh thing. Any help is appreciated!

Veggie in VA
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Robin A says: Choosing not to eat animals is a personal choice. Your "morals" are not so strong if you are already questioning them.

Eating animals raised in uncrowded and abusive conditions, their purpose solely to kill for human consumption is one thing... having fresh shrimp or venison caught by the hands of your new love interest is another.

This is something you need to decide on your own. It may be permissible now, but 5 years down the road is his gutting that trout going to send you over the edge? You realize eventually you WILL be cooking the dead animals for him, right? 

The right guy for you will fit perfectly into your lifestyle.

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Robin C. says: Replace the words "animal flesh" with "human flesh". Still hungry?
Why should he care what you are eating?

Wash it Off

I have been having somewhat of a long distance relationship with someone on and off for 3 years. They live in another country (I would be moving there if everything worked out) and every time it is time for him to come visit, he sells out.

His excuse is "he likes me too much" and is afraid when we finally meet I will not like him as much as I do now.

He also texts "I love you" to me (words he does not throw around easily) and said he has pushed other women away for me and he just got in a fight with one because of me.

Is he just a spineless prick who loves in the moment or do you think he is really afraid of me being "the one"?

Tired of Waiting
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Robin A says: Run.

Run long. Run fast. Run hard.

Life's too short to wait around for an idea and this winner is obviously afraid to commit.
Not to mention, what sort of circumstances would he have allowed himself to get in where other women are "upset" about you? Seems you're not the only one he's leading on... 

Look around you, I am sure there is someone just as amazing right in your own back yard... and I hear the US has better hygiene practices anyway.

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Robin C. says: I'm willing to bet ya that he is a 400lb woman named Bertha.

July 25, 2011

The Robins Updates

Thank you all for your questions!

We semi-sincerely hope we help, if not by solving your problems, at least by helping you to view them from a different perspective.

 Life's too short to sweat the small stuff.

More answers soon (we have a couple in the queue but enjoy testing your patience)... keep those questions coming!

Much Love,
The Robins

July 22, 2011

Line up

Dear Wobin,

Do you think a guy can date a girl taller than him?

Anonymous
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Robin A says: Been there, done that. If you're comfortable with yourself it shouldn't matter.

I've dated a guy shorter than me in the past. We did not break up because of his height. :)
Would I date someone shorter now? I doubt it. But hey, that's my hang up and you never know.

Ask her to wear flats. If it still bothers you she's not the one.

If it bothers her, you're not the one.

No biggie.

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Robin C. says: Hey, when you are laying down, all the important stuff will line up. ;)

Race, sexual orientation, religion, height - so on and so forth don't matter - in bed.

Besides, aren't super models like 7'11" anyway?