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Dear Wobin,

Do you think a guy can date a girl taller than him?

Anonymous
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Robin A says: Been there, done that. If you're comfortable with yourself it shouldn't matter.

I've dated a guy shorter than me in the past. We did not break up because of his height. :)
Would I date someone shorter now? I doubt it. But hey, that's my hang up and you never know.

Ask her to wear flats. If it still bothers you she's not the one.

If it bothers her, you're not the one.

No biggie.

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Robin C. says: Hey, when you are laying down, all the important stuff will line up. ;)

Race, sexual orientation, religion, height - so on and so forth don't matter - in bed.

Besides, aren't super models like 7'11" anyway?

The Ex Factor

How do I get my Boyfriends psycho bitch ex wife to move out of his house! She is crazy and WONT effn leave!

Thanks!
Karen, Massachusetts!
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Robin A. says: Wow.

Really?
Is there something wrong with her - you know *points to head* grey matter area?
Ha. There are SO MANY ways to have fun with this I don't know where to start.

The first thing (and the most fun in my opinion) would be LOUD SEX ALL THE TIME. Seriously. As often as possible, whenever she is there and hell, when she's not just because you can. Just be sure to leave signs that the action had taken place in her absence. Kitchen, living room... this is YOUR domain now.

Secondly, why not start leaving rental classifieds under the fridge magnets. Even more fun? Get the alphabet magnets. Subtle "get the hell out" messages and lots of "I love you's" to and from your man will not only get the hint across, but could be a romantic tool for both you and your guy.

Next? Redecorate. Everything. Talk to your boyfriend and ask if he'd be interested, it might make a nice project to work on together which would be even more fun. Start with the bedroom.

Lastly, if being an evil bitch isn't your bag there's always our legal system... which is no fun at all.

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Robin C. says: Well, my first thought are a couple of bikers, a burlap bag and a baseball bat.


My second thought is to heavily wax the floor where you know she'll be walking. She slips, she falls, she smacks her head - accidental. ;) Shit happens, right? It's not your fault you are compulsively clean.


My third thought is Florida, duct tape and chloroform. Apparently that shit is okay there. Someone just got a big "thumbs-up" for that.

My final thought is - you move out. What are you doing with a pussy-whipped guy that lets his ex stay there anyway? Why settle for sloppy seconds when there is plenty of fresh beef out there?

Penis-o-plenty my friend.