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Dear Wobin,

Do you think a guy can date a girl taller than him?

Anonymous
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Robin A says: Been there, done that. If you're comfortable with yourself it shouldn't matter.

I've dated a guy shorter than me in the past. We did not break up because of his height. :)
Would I date someone shorter now? I doubt it. But hey, that's my hang up and you never know.

Ask her to wear flats. If it still bothers you she's not the one.

If it bothers her, you're not the one.

No biggie.

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Robin C. says: Hey, when you are laying down, all the important stuff will line up. ;)

Race, sexual orientation, religion, height - so on and so forth don't matter - in bed.

Besides, aren't super models like 7'11" anyway?

What's Good for the Goose

My girlfriend (we have been dating for 4 months) started talking about possibly having an "open relationship." I'm not crazy about this idea. How do I tell her that I want to be exclusive without pushing her away?
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Robin A says: Why would you want to keep her?
Anyone who says they want to have an "open relationship" are obviously not ready to commit.
Not to mention it's only been 4 months... that's a drop in the well in the grand scheme of things.

I'm sure there is someone out there that would be happy dating you exclusively, look at this as an opportunity to find that person and still get some ass until then.

Take someone else out on a date and see how she likes it. If she still wants to whore around then more power to her but I'd dump her now and beat her to the punch. If you're anything like me, you won't share well with others.

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Robin C. says: Not too much I can add to my friends advice other than "Dude, fucking run!"

If I were you (a man with a penis)- I wouldn't touch that with a rented one (penis). Do you really want sloppy seconds? (OMG! Or 3rds, 4ths, 5ths??)

If she is looking for an open relationship, not only is she not that into you, she could be using you for whatever. It could be just so she's not alone to having you pay for shit or whatever.

She's not the only clam in the sea. Look around for someone that deserves you. You owe that to yourself - and your penis.

The Ex Factor

How do I get my Boyfriends psycho bitch ex wife to move out of his house! She is crazy and WONT effn leave!

Thanks!
Karen, Massachusetts!
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Robin A. says: Wow.

Really?
Is there something wrong with her - you know *points to head* grey matter area?
Ha. There are SO MANY ways to have fun with this I don't know where to start.

The first thing (and the most fun in my opinion) would be LOUD SEX ALL THE TIME. Seriously. As often as possible, whenever she is there and hell, when she's not just because you can. Just be sure to leave signs that the action had taken place in her absence. Kitchen, living room... this is YOUR domain now.

Secondly, why not start leaving rental classifieds under the fridge magnets. Even more fun? Get the alphabet magnets. Subtle "get the hell out" messages and lots of "I love you's" to and from your man will not only get the hint across, but could be a romantic tool for both you and your guy.

Next? Redecorate. Everything. Talk to your boyfriend and ask if he'd be interested, it might make a nice project to work on together which would be even more fun. Start with the bedroom.

Lastly, if being an evil bitch isn't your bag there's always our legal system... which is no fun at all.

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Robin C. says: Well, my first thought are a couple of bikers, a burlap bag and a baseball bat.


My second thought is to heavily wax the floor where you know she'll be walking. She slips, she falls, she smacks her head - accidental. ;) Shit happens, right? It's not your fault you are compulsively clean.


My third thought is Florida, duct tape and chloroform. Apparently that shit is okay there. Someone just got a big "thumbs-up" for that.

My final thought is - you move out. What are you doing with a pussy-whipped guy that lets his ex stay there anyway? Why settle for sloppy seconds when there is plenty of fresh beef out there?

Penis-o-plenty my friend.

Hard Choice

I really like this guy but he lives far away and it is very hard for us to see each other in person. Should I wait for him and continue our relationship long distance? It is very hard some days.


ArmsTooShort
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Robin C. said: *Gasp!* Of COURSE it's hard! My, my. :) It needs attention and if it gets hard some days, that could be a problem. See, they only have enough blood in the body to operate one thing at a time. When it's hard, he could get dizzy, fall forward and give himself a frontal lobotomy. (Or land in another chick - same thing). I'd stay friends but shop local.

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Robin A. says: Well, I need more information. How long is the wait? Is this an internet thing or grown up world? You'd be surprised how many potential mates there are right in your own back yard, so he better be one hell of a Skyper!

If you are spending more time being sad than happy, you already know the answer. If it's simply the distance and nothing more, I suppose you have a wait ahead of you... and if he's great enough to wait for? Send photos.